AN OPEN LETTER TO MAYAWATI
Respected Behenji,
Namaskar,
Please allow me to introduce myself to you. I am ardent follower of yours and therefore read with great satisfaction the news that M 50 machine guns have been procured for your security personnel in order to protect you. It is a great achievement, for these machine guns are only in the arsenal of the Special Protection Group which protects the President, P.M , ex P.M’s , families of P.M’s and Robert Vadra. I have been getting sleepless nights ever since I heard that only 350 security personnel apart from 100 odd NSG commandos have been assigned to protect your kindself. Only 350 plus the NSG commandos!!! Imagine!! I am sure there was a larger conspiracy behind allotment of this meagre staff for your protection. These NSG commandos! Useless people I tell you! How are they supposed to protect you when they take 60 hours to kill the people who attacked Mumbai?
This nasty UPA govt. refused to provide you SPG cover since they would have to amend the law for providing SPG to you. Arre baba do they realize what they were doing? It was yesterday only that an MBA student was gangraped by 10 people in Noida district of your state. Do they even realize how unsafe it is for women nowadays especially in U.P? Imagine the girl being abducted at 5.00 in the evening, 100 metres away from a plush mall in the most important dist. of your state which you want to project as an alternative to Bangaluru. To top it all she was not alone but accompanied by a male friend.
Good your bodyguards have the M 50’s with them.
These girls nowadays, I tell you, imagine going out at 5.00 in the evening and that too with a male friend! Don’t they have any shame left? What is this America or what? Their parents should be hanged from the nearest pole . Don’t they teach their daughters any sanskars? It appears that these girls are so busy roaming around with their boyfriends that they do not even have the time to read the newspapers and know that it is not safe for males in U.P to go out after sunset, what to say of females. Please get one of your brilliant IPS officers to state that the girl was of loose character and was now crying foul because of monetary reasons and her father was also of a loose character, and arrest him . I still vividly remember that brilliant IG of yours,Gurdarshan Singh who after the Arushi Talwar case proclaimed her being caught in a ‘compromising position’ with her servant and her father himself not being of ‘good character’ and murdering both the girl and the servant. Brilliant wasn’t it? But those CBI fellows sold out and could not produce an iota of evidence regarding all this. Finally all the people are out of jail and the case is now nearly buried. But hats off to the way you supported the great IG of yours. Instead of sacking him as these Women activists demanded you merely transferred him. I am sure he must be somewhere in the state protecting the Aam Aadmi and the Aam Aurats of the state. Your support for such sincere officers gives the people confidence. My request is to get some similar officer to investigate the instant rape case in Noida also. These ‘loose character’ people cannot be allowed to besmirch your fair name. Let these Women activists shout as much as they can about a female Chief Minister repeatedly failing to protect females in the state. Please show these Lipstick-powder ladies that nobody is safe in the state and even you need M 50 machine guns to protect you.
I am sure it was that canny Amar Singh who ensured the SPG cover was not provided to you. I still remember the guest house incident in 1995 when these Samajwadi Party people tried to physically eliminate you inside the state guest house in the state capital, Lucknow. Good that you have one of the prime accused of the guest house incident , Anand Shukla ‘Anna’ in your party now. After all you have moved from Bahujan Hitaya ( benefit of the majority ) to the Sarvajan Hitaya (benefit of all), so why leave any accused outside your party? This way we reduce our potential adversaries, don’t we? This is man management at its best. My salutations!
Speaking of man management, please convey my regards to Shekhar Tiwari, that bold MLA of your party who thrashed that PWD Engineer, Manoj Gupta to death in his own house in Auraiya near Kanpur because he refused to pay Rs. 50 lakhs as donation towards your birthday celebrations. My regards to the policemen also, who refused to take Manoj Gupta’s call and come to his rescue, letting the brave Tiwari ji thrash him for two hours till he passed away.
Imagine that Engineer refusing to pay 50 lakhs for your birthday bash. Who the hell did he think he was? If this malaise of refusing to pay for your party and your birthday increased it would result in utter lawlessness. Today your birthday, tomorrow election funds, arre is desh mein koi kanoon hai ki nahi?( Is there any law in this country) What if the common people refuse to pay up for the rangadari tax, the goonda tax? Good that Mananiya (Hon’ble) Shekhar Tiwariji laid down the law immediately. My request is that please tell me the amount I have to contribute towards your birthday party. Please do not send the Hon’ble to my house.
The contribution of the collection of Hon’bles under you will definitely be remembered by History. The state could have its own hall of fame for these Mananiyas. I mean how many could say what the Minister of state for Animal Husbandary in your govt. Mananiya (Hon’ble) Avadh Pal Singh, said in a press conference yesterday. Addressing the media he said, “ If D.P Yadav is a mafia because a few criminal cases have been registered against him , then Mahatma Gandhi was the first mafia in the country and so were Subhash Chandra Bose and Jawarhal Lal Nehru.”
What brilliant exposition of History, isn’t it? How many of these Historians could arrive at this conclusion ? Arre, what has D.P.Yadav done besides being a strongman in Western U.P apart from being an accused for illicit liquor manufacturing which once killed 350 people in Haryana and murder accused in all and sundry cases? His son Vikas Yadav has only been sentenced for life in the Nitish Katara murder case and has also only been sentenced for four years rigourous imprisonment in the Jessica Lal case( another one of those loose character females). Mind you, only life sentence and not hanging! And besides when you are a strongman these weak people die when you only slap them, you only grab property from the common people. The problem with these common men is that they always remain weak and then cry like a baby when some strong men take away their home and hearth. Now what can strong men do when you remain weak? They cannot be blamed for making you weak.
The achievements by your good and kind self are unmatched in this country. History bears testimony to the fact that nobody before you had thought of erecting their statue in their lifetime, a job which you did with such élan last year. Small people and their small thoughts, raising such hue and cry over such a trivial issue as statues being raised, Ambedkar parks costing 100 crores when there is utter lawlessness, high unemployment, massive electricity crisis in the state, I mean is stuff like employment, education, electricity more important than Ambedkar parks ? Will they ever think big?
I felt proud to be your follower when I saw your name at the 59th number in the Forbes list of powerful women in the world. Let the critics smirk at this but can they point out anybody who has grown so powerful and influential in three years. Yes mam, three years!! I mean the truth can be gauged from the declarations you made in an affidavit before the Election Commission in 2004 Lok Sabha elections and the 2007 Vidhan Sabha elections.
Cash- Rs.1.5 lakhs
Bank Deposits- Rs. 9.78 Crores
Jewellery- Rs. 30.94 Lakhs
Property- Rs. 1.25 Crores.
In 2007 the same assets rose to:
Cash- Rs. 50.27 Lakhs
Bank Deposits- Rs. 12.88 Crores
Jewellery- Rs. 50.87 Lakhs
Property- Rs. 36.84 Crores
If this does not symbolize power then what does? And the best part is that during this period you were neither a C.M in Uttar Pradesh nor a part of the ruling disposition at the Centre. I completely agree that it is the love of the people who have made this ‘Gift’ to you which has resulted in the growth in assets. What of the fact that the people whom you claim to represent find it difficult to make two ends meet! Now I know the reason for their poor state! They ‘Gift’ whatever they earn to your coffers. It is only people like that Engineer Manoj Gupta who start whining while making ‘Gifts’. Well why bother since the Mananiya Shekhar Tiwari ji has taken care of him. Greedy people, always wanting everything for themselves!
I feel disgusted when these party poopers say that the it would be better if you had your cabinet meetings in jails, since that is where most of your ministers are. These rascals, I tell you! Since they cannot be strong men they ridicule others. Borrowing from your minister Shri Avadh Pal Singh, I would like to tell them that before 1947 most of the Congress leaders were in Jail only, but nobody makes such cheap remarks about them. Only your predecessor Mananiya Mulayam Singhji comes anywhere close to your achievements in this regard, since the same strong men keep moving from one party to another. No loyalty, I tell you! But the way you have elaborated the Sarvajan Hitaya (benefit of all) your name will be written in golden words in the History of India. Everybody gets his share of the pie. Good fun, isn't it?
I am confident you will come out of the disproportionate assets case, the Taj scam and all other such false cases which have been foisted on you by your opponents, unscathed. Has any politician before you ever been convicted? It is those nasty opponents who want to spoil your fair name.
There is this friend of mine who says, What of Uttar Pradesh and good governance? My answer to him is that Well What of it? I want to give him one tight slap but am scared since he is stronger than me and your police only protects the strong men . Kindly send one of your ministers to teach him etiquettes provided he survives that meeting.
Mam’ I have taken the liberty of slightly altering the slogan of your party, JAI BHARAT, JAI BHIM.
Considering the effort put in by you in furthering the cause of Sarvajan Hitaya, I now call it,
JAI MAYA KI MAYA.
Regards,
Neither a Bahujan or a Sarvajan, but an Aam Jan (common man).
